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Stories where someone’s just an unbearable asshole; cf. Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh

Gingrich Finds Space Gremlins in his Underpants

How did Newt Gingrich get a reputation as a more reasonable conservative? The guy is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs: “What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece … Continue reading

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Boehner Makes Another Boner

In case you’ve been wondering lately what John Boehner’s problem is, it turns out he’s just fucking dumb: But Boehner seems to have an allergy to policy depth. He wants to lower spending to 2008 levels. Why? Because those levels … Continue reading

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Is this really happening?

What is with this country: The government turned up the pressure Tuesday on the head of a small Florida church who plans to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, warning him that doing so could endanger U.S. troops … Continue reading

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Once again a right-winger fails to comprehend the Constitution

If anyone missed it, a few days ago Dr. Laura unloaded a bafflingly racist tirade on a black caller during which she dropped the word “nigger” eleven times.  She then issued a quick, insincere apology. Well, I guess she’s taking … Continue reading

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More Mosque Madness

Conservative radio dumbshit Bryan Fischer has proposed a modest, reasonable solution to the “Ground Zero” Mosque situation: Permits should not be granted to build even one more mosque in the United States of America, let alone the monstrosity planned for … Continue reading

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Kill the Messenger

lol: “It’s really no different in our judgment than having a judge who owns a porn studio being asked to issue a ruling on an anti-pornography statute,” says the AFA spokesman. “There’s a conflict of interest there.” Ah, the American … Continue reading

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Fuck Joe Francis

Missouri Woman Loses Lawsuit over Girls Gone Wild Video: “Through her actions, she gave implied consent,” O’Brien said. “She was really playing to the camera. She knew what she was doing.” […] Stephen Evans of St. Louis, her lawyer, argued … Continue reading

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