Category Archives: Insane Products

HFCS Tries to Rebrand

What stupid shit: Much-maligned high fructose corn syrup is getting a makeover. The Corn Refiner’s Association is vying to get the stuff officially renamed as “corn sugar.” The process will take years, but the propaganda has already begun. The ads … Continue reading

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The Fall Fashions are Out

Can’t find the right attire when you’re out bashing¬†conservative fascists?¬† Take the truth to the streets in these eye catching numbers.

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You can really taste the can

Why didn’t anyone think of this before? I’m impressed they had the balls to can sandwiches that will get soggy and smushed after half a day in a lunchbox.¬† This does give me an idea for a product of my … Continue reading

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