Category Archives: Deranged Conservatives

Stories where conservatives spout insane nonsense unrelated to reality; too many examples to mention

When Will They Learn?

The US Constitution is a lot like the Bible.  A lot of people quote it or use it to justify their actions, but very few have actually read the whole thing or know how to properly interpret the material. As … Continue reading

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The Fall Fashions are Out

Can’t find the right attire when you’re out bashing conservative fascists?  Take the truth to the streets in these eye catching numbers.

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More Mosque Madness

Conservative radio dumbshit Bryan Fischer has proposed a modest, reasonable solution to the “Ground Zero” Mosque situation: Permits should not be granted to build even one more mosque in the United States of America, let alone the monstrosity planned for … Continue reading

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Don’t blame me—I voted for Kodos

Polls only really matter to people when the results reflect your views, beliefs, or choice of cheese on your burger.  If the results differ from what you know or like, they’re dismissed as bunk and we insist that the masses … Continue reading

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That’s no mosque, it’s a space station!

Actually, it’s not even a mosque, it’s a “community center with prayer space,” but that hasn’t stopped deranged racists from claiming it’s a front-line base from which Islam will shoot giant lasers at America, or whatever. I’ve had enough of … Continue reading

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Tom Tancredo is a Real Lunatic

I don’t know if it’s really about racism or not, but I don’t really care.  Either way it’s goddamn crazy.  Tom Tancredo seriously belongs in a padded room along with everyone who thinks this way, which includes probably 90% of … Continue reading

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