Category Archives: Deranged Conservatives

Stories where conservatives spout insane nonsense unrelated to reality; too many examples to mention

The Most Contentious Interview You’ll Ever See

This is clip is a sight to behold.  The squealing starts about 10 seconds in and pretty much doesn’t let up throughout. Ah, Cenk.  You had me at “a highly absurd book”.

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Your Daily Absurdity

Ann Coulter peeks out from under her rock: Marriage “is not a civil right — you’re not black,” Coulter told the crowd, building upon an argument that claimed the equal protections provided by the Fourteenth Amendment — and potentially used … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee hates you

Mike Huckabee thinks pre-existing conditions are a good reason to not insure someone: “It sounds so good, and it’s such a warm message to say we’re not gonna deny anyone from a preexisting condition,” Huckabee explained at the Value Voters … Continue reading

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Gingrich Finds Space Gremlins in his Underpants

How did Newt Gingrich get a reputation as a more reasonable conservative? The guy is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs: “What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece … Continue reading

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Boehner Makes Another Boner

In case you’ve been wondering lately what John Boehner’s problem is, it turns out he’s just fucking dumb: But Boehner seems to have an allergy to policy depth. He wants to lower spending to 2008 levels. Why? Because those levels … Continue reading

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Death of the Right Fringe

I get that it’s easy to believe bad things about the opposition.  When you hear some scandalous thing about a guy you don’t like, most people think “yeah, figures.”  When you think America’s Christian president wants to impose “islamic law” … Continue reading

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All Republicans Are Gay

Ken Mehlman, President Bush’s campaign manager in 2004 and a former chairman of the Republican National Committee, has told family and associates that he is gay. I can’t get over this guy.  Bush 2004 was the most anti-gay presidential campaign … Continue reading

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