Category Archives: Buffoonery

Stories where somebody is acting like a tard on camera or making a fool of themselves somehow; cf. Michael Steele, Glenn Beck

Get a load of this load

Don’t take a sip of anything while watching this video of Phil Davison, who is running for some podunk office in Ohio: Ah, that’s good stuff. Advertisements

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Carlymentum

Noted stupid asshole Carly Fiorina is on a roll, this time picking up 2 out of 8 (25%) of the entries in this Cracked article (about shitty campaign ads).

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I hope he wins

Levi Johnston, future son-in-law of former half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, is running for mayor of Wasilla.  Apparently some TV producers put him up to it as the basis for a reality show: Johnston will run for mayor of … Continue reading

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…And a bit of a tramp if you ask me

Maybe this is punishment because the last two Matrix movies sucked more than his daughter will. Laurence Fishburne’s daughter is speaking out about her controversial decision to enter the entertainment industry by becoming a porn star. “It’s something I always … Continue reading

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A little fun at David Brooks’ expense

David Brooks is at it again with another dumbshit premise: I was a liberal Democrat when I was young. I used to wear a green Army jacket with political buttons on it — for Hubert Humphrey, Birch Bayh, John F. … Continue reading

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Inverse Poe’s Law, or…something

Conservatives actually think Stephen Colbert is serious. Amazing: Last week, Stephen Colbert revisited a segment he had done on Florida Representative Bill Posey, who sponsored a bill that “would require future presidential candidates to provide a copy of their original birth … Continue reading

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Fuck Joe Francis

Missouri Woman Loses Lawsuit over Girls Gone Wild Video: “Through her actions, she gave implied consent,” O’Brien said. “She was really playing to the camera. She knew what she was doing.” […] Stephen Evans of St. Louis, her lawyer, argued … Continue reading

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