Category Archives: Bible Thumpers

Is this really happening?

What is with this country: The government turned up the pressure Tuesday on the head of a small Florida church who plans to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, warning him that doing so could endanger U.S. troops … Continue reading

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Proof that God Exists

Not even God is exempt from changing with the times.  Before it was burning bushes, arks, and turning women into pillars of salt for God to demonstrate his/her awesome might and validate others believing in him/her. This week, the world … Continue reading

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Kill the Messenger

lol: “It’s really no different in our judgment than having a judge who owns a porn studio being asked to issue a ruling on an anti-pornography statute,” says the AFA spokesman. “There’s a conflict of interest there.” Ah, the American … Continue reading

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Prop 8: The Decisioning

Permitting same-sex couples to marry will not affect the number of opposite-sex couples who marry, divorce, cohabit, have children outside of marriage or otherwise affect the stability of opposite-sex marriages. -Actual quote from Prop 8 decision Sort of amazing that … Continue reading

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Holy Warriors

Hilarious: If you’re like most Americans, there’s probably been a time in your life when you’ve been sitting in church, listening to a particularly ennui-inducing homily or enduring another warbly version of “Holy Holy Holy” and thought, “Man! I could … Continue reading

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