Author Archives: Kered

The Ironclad 27% Crazification Factor

We presume you’ve seen the offensive picture of Obama in the chimpanzee family photo. Well, here’s more evidence for the above-mentioned incontrovertible law of the universe: In an exclusive Eyewitness News poll, SurveyUSA asked Southern Californians familiar with the email … Continue reading

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Some actual good news

The Senate voted 65-31 to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell today. Good news in politics these days is hard to come by, so take a moment and enjoy catching up to the rest of the world.

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Dangerous Marijuana Terrorist Ninja Bombers

Here’s a completely worthwhile way to spend money in a state that is broke as shit: Federal, state and local officials carrying out a counter-terrorism drill in Northern California Wednesday played out a scenario in which local marijuana growers set … Continue reading

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Bell Tolls for Corrupt City Officials

The corrupt douchebags involved in the Bell scandal have been arrested: The Los Angeles Times is reporting that at least eight city officials from Bell, California, have been arrested today, with L.A. County District Attorney Steve Cooley set to announce criminal … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee hates you

Mike Huckabee thinks pre-existing conditions are a good reason to not insure someone: “It sounds so good, and it’s such a warm message to say we’re not gonna deny anyone from a preexisting condition,” Huckabee explained at the Value Voters … Continue reading

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Boehner Makes Another Boner

In case you’ve been wondering lately what John Boehner’s problem is, it turns out he’s just fucking dumb: But Boehner seems to have an allergy to policy depth. He wants to lower spending to 2008 levels. Why? Because those levels … Continue reading

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Ted Leo is someone you oughta listen to

This is what kickass progressive rocker Ted Leo had to say about the current administration in a recent interview: A couple weeks ago, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs went completely mental and declared that “liberal” critics of the Barack … Continue reading

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