Boehner Makes Another Boner

In case you’ve been wondering lately what John Boehner’s problem is, it turns out he’s just fucking dumb:

But Boehner seems to have an allergy to policy depth.

He wants to lower spending to 2008 levels. Why? Because those levels were lower. Why would that be worthwhile? Because lower is, you know, better. Likewise, he wants to keep Bush-era tax rates for the wealthiest Americans. Why? Because those rates were lower. Why would that be worthwhile? Because lower is better here, too.

I wonder if it’s possible to trick his tiny little brain into voting for decreased military spending because “it’s lower.”

Boehner’s idiocy is, of course, not a recent development:

In late July, at a White House meeting with the congressional leadership of both parties, President Obama reminded Boehner that it was a Republican idea for Bush’s tax rates to expire. Boehner replied that he didn’t “structure” the policy he voted for, eventually leading meeting participants to laugh at him.

Do you think an orange guy can bluff? Trick question: Republicans are incapable of shame.

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One Response to Boehner Makes Another Boner

  1. Few people know this, but Boehner got his start on the old Howdy Doody Show!

    http://christianliberal.wordpress.com/2010/11/07/new-republican-leadership-boner/

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